more ridiculous
Is it possible to promote the CD for Fight Club if the first rule of Fight Club is you’re not supposed to talk about Fight Club?
Is it possible to create a tax more ridiculous than the Botax?
Is it possible that the threat of a National shortage of Eggos was a bigger breaking news story than the new recommendations for breast cancer screening?
Is it possible for Chelsea Handler to be any more correct in her monologue last night about this weeks Newsweek cover?
I think the answer to three of those questions is NO and only one gets a resounding YES.
themocracy
WHAT??? an Eggo shortage??? NOOOoooooo!oh ya and I tried to watch the Chelsea Handler video but my computer is to slow.
TOO!!! Play the clip on NL computer so worth the effort. If you remotely like Kathy Griffin you’ll love Chelsey.
Boy am I glad I have 2 boxes of Eggos in my freezer!
I don’t eat them but I hear it’s a sacrafice from my child.
An Eggo shortage could lead to world war 3, from the low blood sugar of kids and teens everywhere!!!
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Umm you may have a theory there.
eggo shortage= the end of civilization… theory! or fact… dooo…do..dooo…do… imagine if you will, millions of mothers coming home with no eggos for there sugar crack addicted kids craving sweet nurturing syrup drenched slightly stale un thawed frozen whaffles and mini whaffles(some with crap thrown in… i.e. chocolate chips, blueberries, ect.) telling the little montsers that they will have do make do with out that great chalky taste of freeze dried pre-cooked dough. the sadness soon turns to sugar crack rage as kids every where get antsy and even more impatient in this go go go give me give me give me world of bright flashing ps3 lights and xbox live connectivity… mean while the artificial h.d. love slowly dwindles due to the slump of sad depression over not being able to have your eggo. the real world seems so bare and cold. the antsy childern soon turn to anarchy and begin to try to over throw the eggo conspirators and create there own fail attemps at edible food bi-product(no it doesnt go both ways). but the failed “failed” attemps angry the kids even more and in a an outlash of anger they all switch to i-hop(pancakes) and realize that the days of pixie stix and sugar packets are soon upon them….
mr. rooster….
no where in your incoherant rambling did you even begin to make any sort of point that made any sense what so ever. your are wrong and we are all dumber for having read this!!! sit down and think about the mental pain you have just inflicted!
(-10 life points)(epic fail)
waffle dude!
awesome awesome awesome. especially chelsea handler, she’s my hero.
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I’d like to have lunch with her, or be her assistant, or something.