When a waffle is a whaffle
Remember this post? I’d like to think Rooster’s comment speaks to the wonderful job I did of raising his pallete to new heights of the food spectrum. Only problem is there was a box of Eggos left in the freezer when he moved to Idaho and you can bet your life savings that box of slightly stale unthawed frozen whaffles and mini whaffles did not belong to me.
But I love this comment and that kid like there’s no tomorrow.
eggo shortage= the end of civilization… theory! or fact… dooo…do..dooo…do… imagine if you will, millions of mothers coming home with no eggos for there sugar crack addicted kids craving sweet nurturing syrup drenched slightly stale unthawed frozen whaffles and mini whaffles(some with crap thrown in… i.e. chocolate chips, blueberries, ect.) telling the little montsers that they will have do make do with out that great chalky taste of freeze dried pre-cooked dough. the sadness soon turns to sugar crack rage as kids every where get antsy and even more impatient in this go go go give me give me give me world of bright flashing ps3 lights and xbox live connectivity… mean while the artificial h.d. love slowly dwindles due to the slump of sad depression over not being able to have your eggo. the real world seems so bare and cold. the antsy childern soon turn to anarchy and begin to try to over throw the eggo conspirators and create there own fail attemps at edible food bi-product(no it doesnt go both ways). but the failed “failed” attemps angry the kids even more and in a an outlash of anger they all switch to i-hop(pancakes) and realize that the days of pixie stix and sugar packets are soon upon them….
mr. rooster….
no where in your incoherant rambling did you even begin to make any sort of point that made any sense what so ever. your are wrong and we are all dumber for having read this!!! sit down and think about the mental pain you have just inflicted!
(-10 life points)(epic fail)
Rooster, you are a funny, funny child.
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hahahha. i agree that rooster is funny child!
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Yeah and he’s kind of bossy too.
My 50+ yr old sugar crack addicted kid chastized my this morning for buying only 1 box of Eggos and not “at least nine, or all of ‘em” but he adds peanut butter between the eggo and the syrup, to counteract the sugar!
Peanut butter and syrup…UGH.
did you tell him that pixie stix are healthier then the waffle cocktail he just randomly puts together?
And Twinkies too.
Yeah!
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I think he said what you said only with more words.
*Don’t hit me.* I have NEVER had an eggo waffle…. I am 24…I suppose I should try one, eh?
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Oh I don’t think you’re missing much they are kind of cardboard and do require a lot of syrup. Save your “trying” for something worthwhile like sky diving.