when thoughts collide
My first thought this morning was why are the little buttons on the top of the Phillies baseball caps blue? Well yes, I know they’re trying to color coordinate the whole outfit but who made the decision that the button should be blue? Was there a team meeting and a vote or did some admin assistant look at the gear catalog and decide that a blue button would be cute on the top of a pro baseball players cap? I like the button on the top of my cap to be the same color as the cap and not look like a period or a mistake on top of my head.
And as I was making my way down the hall to the kitchen I thought if we all bitch about how terrible other people are at merging onto the freeway then why can’t everyone merge onto the freeway without bitching or causing a traffic jam? I know you’ve had this conversation at one time or another, right? And your conclusion was that that person was an idiot and holy smokes that person was having the exact same conversation with someone else and turns out you’re the idiot. So maybe we are all just idiots and can’t merge.
When I got to the kitchen I found this little gem on the table and all my Philly cap and merging thoughts seemed like incoherent buzzing instead of thoughts.
I’m comforted knowing there’s someone in this house whose thoughts are more profound than mine first thing in the morning.
themocracy
See if my problem were my feet I’d be ok,but my problem is my heavy butt!! I’m soo trick or treating at your house next year not a dum-dum in sight!! And no I merge just fine thank you!!
L O L
It is obvious you live with an important and wise philosopher.
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someone in the house needs to think clearly in order to keep those who don’t in check!
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Gotta love it. you are trying to figure out the world problems and Scout is giving you a reason not to eat the candy. I notice what is holding the note down, is that a hint not to eat any of the candy??????? Go ahead…merge away into the candy bowl.
See…this is why I hate driving on the interstate. I’m always afraid someone will think I’m an idiot and then pass me and yell at me thru their window or throw a McDonald’s cup at me or something. This is why I stick to backroads whenever possible. And just eat the candy. I am.
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SAM – You can’t merge and you know it.
Lilhankjr – I know, right?
Cupcake – The depths to which know no bounds.
Yorks – So clear it makes my head hurt.
NL – I won’t have to stock up for awhile.
Angie – And you wouldn’t want that new ride to get a dent!
That’s pretty funny. Though it would not deter me as that dang Kit Kat is calling my name.
DG – I only bought candy this year that if not given away would get eaten.