Where I live they always show up in pairs

decipherment by linlah, November 23, 2009

What happens when you have a really bad toothache the kind where when you bite down on food you pretend like you’re passing a kidney stone instead of having terrible tooth pain and you realize you don’t have a regular dentist because the last time you went to the dentist he made you fear for your dental health by being SO aggresive during a deep cleaning that you had to get out of the chair and walk around until you could gather your self together enough to lay back down for the remainder of the cleaning?

Well maybe what happens is you find a new dentist and on your first visit while laying in the chair affraid for your life the belt on the heating unit in the attic breaks and sends rubber smelling smoke through the building, 911 is called, you are evacuated to the parking lot, the battalion chief and two fire engines respond…yeah that might be what happens.

If you have a cavity between two teeth do you know what that means? That’s right a root canal and a crown and probably a new outlook on regular dental visits.


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  1. Kate says:

    I hate getting my teeth cleaned. That sounds like no fun!
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  2. Linlah,

    That is murphy’s law laid out in clear and concise pictures for all to see.
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  3. Friggin Loon says:

    Dear god, I was late to an appointment once and the Nazi tooth puller was not happy. She made me feel her love right down to the nerve endings!
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  4. Joanie M says:

    I haven’t been to the dentist in 3 years, since I was dropped from my ex-’s insurance when we got divorced. Now I REALLY don’t want to find a new dentist!
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  5. Candice says:

    Oh god. I’m getting my wisdom teeth extracted TOMORROW. I’m terrified.
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  6. blossom says:

    okay….so I log on here to get my daily laugh and find out my sister has the same issues with dentists i do does this mean deep down we share the same nerve endings or have we experienced the same fear everyone had back in the last century “the meaner the cleaner” not that is matters any more i found the best dentist who made it a not so nerve racking experience and i too have a crown now.

  7. neighbor lady says:

    didn’t the fire engines kinds tell you something. Dentists are BAD people! They like to see people in pain. they work so diligently on you to make sure your have pain that their drills start to heat up, you can even smell the heat. Well little girl, you not only smelled the heat, you smelled the smoke that I am sure they were directing to another location so they couldn’t get caught! Plus these people make BIG $ making you fear the drill and the extractors. There is something wrong with the people in this profession! Go get a tan instead. At least your in the same parking lot! lol

  8. S.A.M. says:

    And THAT is why I am only brave enough to get 1 wisdom tooth pulled at a time!!!

  9. nursemyra says:

    just take a valium first… you’ll sail through it then ;-)

  10. tattytiara says:

    Yipe! For me all that would mean arranging a ride home and popping for a dentist willing to knock me unconscious for the procedures. Hope things start looking up for the pearly whites soon.
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    • linlah says:

      That unconscious thing is totally going to have to happen for his root canal and if it were me I would too. Appreciate the comment.

  11. Deidre says:

    OUCH! good Dentists are hard to find.
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    • linlah says:

      A good dentist is like comedy because no two people have the same pain tolerance so a dental referral is like saying “if you love Ron White you’ll love Gallagher”

  12. Omawarisan says:

    Thats why they say that proper dental care helps prevent fires. I don’t know who they are, but I imagine they say it. Or something.
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  13. Lanette says:

    This is why I chose a dentist who is hot – it makes enduring the pain a bit easier. I just stare into his baby blues!

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