green oscar gown

decipherment by linlah, August 9, 2009
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Hello, who knew there were people, other than my family, who read the carefully selected words and stories I type into the blogosphere.  And they like me, they really, really like me or maybe they ran out of people to list.

Either way, LOOK AT ME,  I’m all dressed up in my green Oscar gown and I have a speech to give.
The blogger who gave me this award is Diary of a Mad Bathroom and I like her for a lot of reasons but most recently because she called mother nature a heinous bitch.   Yes MeMA, there’s a dirty word in the award but, fuck, you can’t blame me this time.  And no I can’t make the award any bigger on my page but if you want it bigger email me or go get it from Diary.

I’m a little nervous about passing this on being the samll fry in the pan but I am going to suck it up a push forward.

So here’s how this thing works:

Instructions: You can’t tag the blogger that tagged you.  When you post about receiving this award make sure to include the person that gave you the award and link back to them. Select and post, with links, the five blogs you are awarding.   Then let your winners know they won an award from you by emailing them or leaving a comment on their blog.  Last but not least list five addictions.  Seriously just FIVE  and while I’m sure some of you have more than 5 there’s just not enough time.

My Winners:

A Thousand Miles From The Place I Was Born – The title of this blog caught my eye, but I’m not rockin anything and she makes me laugh.  I hope she gets a million readers.

That’s Tangly - The trials and tribulations of a twenty something woman who lives her life out loud.

Odd, Good, True – Because she’s a good list maker and I’m interested to see this list.

Recommended Daily Dose - A kind spirit who teaches children.

Where the fur Flies - Proving that moving home sometimes is not the worst thing you could do.

My Five Addictions:

Exercise - but only if it involves me sitting in front of my computer typing stuff that will never make the internet.

Sunsets – but only on the back porch where I can listen to the neighbor boy pounding the hell out of nothing or the neighbor dogs barking at imaginary postal workers.

Clowns – but only the clowns that don’t look like clowns with all the makeup and big clothes and little cars and all the make up and the big clothes and little cars.  yes I said it twice, it bears repeating.

Magic – but only the kind that does not involve card tricks or disappearing or reappearing or sawing people in half.  MeMa tortures me with emails about magic and she should be glad I have not sent those tortuous emails to “postcards from yo mama”.  Oh yes I can hear MeMa laughing when she sends them.

Beer – but only the kind that is moderatly priced and mass produced.

This is just for fun and while it may be  a bit “chain letter like” it can change your Technorati rating from oh let’s say 3,191,389 to way less than that. Not that I’m into any of that.

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  1. Andi says:

    How did you know I was looking to drop my Technorati rating?!?

    Thanks for the award! You’re awesome!!

  2. Kate says:

    I LOVE your definition of exercise, I think it will be mine from now on! Thanks so much for the award, it made my day! I’m going to check out the others that won the award!

  3. Candice says:

    Ohhh HELLLL YES! Thanks very much! I’d like to thank all my readers for this very prestigious award, my family, my drunken friends. *sob. I couldn’t do it without you.

  4. Janice says:

    ***Bows with sheepish grin***

    Merci Beaucoup! I’m looking forward to checking out the others on your list.

  5. I’m a winnner. I fucking KNEW it. teehee.

    • linlah says:

      Andi – My Technorati goes up on a weekly basis, not that I’m into that or anything. Oh my god I’ve got to get a job.

      Kate – That’s real exercise, it involves me pushing myself back from the screen. Upper body strength.

      Candice – OOOOHHHHH HELL YES!!!!!! What color is your dress?

      Janice – All good reads I think you will enjoy. Sorry (mmm…maybe a little) about the curse words

      Cupcake – Like you knew this was coming. Did Cooper tell you?

  6. congratulations to all you fabulous winners!!!

  7. linlah says:

    Blunt – oh girl you got hit twice, I hope the whip cream was tasty.

  8. Candice says:

    my dress is blue, sparkly, skanky, and fabulous!

  9. DG at Diaryofamadbathroom says:

    You go girl!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • linlah says:

      DG – If i do go I’m going to borrow that green dress Kathy Griffin wears in her opening on My Life on the D List.

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